Officer, I'd like to report a hawking....

Phil gets to work on Monday, and everything looks normal: same dusty desk, same Elvis picture, same cute screensaver, phone is still ringing off the hook, everything is in check. I'm sure he's sad cause his wildcats lost to the JAYHAWKS on Saturday, but other than that, life is grand...btw Phillip, the score was 88-74.

Then he goes to get a pen, the phonebook, or one of J-baby's drawings out of his desk and notices a LITTLE something different....
I'm pretty sure I heard the "dammit Rhys!" across town, but I can't be sure. I also think it's kind of funny that Wenger got some of the blame cause I played stupid (no it wasn't difficult, and yes I still have the key to the building, sucker).

Oh YEAH...Connie's butt print is on this top drawer cause she was trying to wipe off her finger prints. My question is, with all the other dust, where would the police begin to "dust" for fingerprints?