1 - You drop everything
2 - You start having dreams that involve fire engines and your baby being an Okie.
3 - You eat 3 oz of ice cream on the way home from the grocery store (not remarkable, and my husband was driving), and you spill it on the seat, down the front of your shirt, and on the seat belt, BEFORE you are half-way finished.
4 - You have to trust your friend when she says your pedicure looks good, cause you sure can't see it.
5 - A full meal = a popped belly-button
6 - You've cried to your husband, because you swear you can't remember what it's like NOT to be pregnant.
7 - Your mother swears at you because YOU are making HER look stupid when you don't let her carry the bags from Wal-mart (still haven't figured that one out).
8 - You actually WANT to drive down railroad tracks in your car.
9 - Your amazing friend brings you over cookies with her yummy frosting, cause she knows you will be throwing yourself a pity-party, and figures you might as well have good food.
10 - You can't wait to see your child (although the thought of how it's going to get out scares you to death), and be someone's mama.
4 comments:
I can't believe no one has commented! I thought at LEAST my sister would add 11 - When your sis stops making beach ball jokes and starts on the whale jokes...
Or how about, "you know you are 8 mos pregnant when your friends don't hide cookies from you, they simply place them on the floor because they KNOW you can't reach them!"
You are gonna be a GREAT mama so stop worrying.
Hang in there, Rhys....I've been there 3 times, and wouldn't trade those last months of pregnancy for anything! It's going to be fine...and when you look back, you'll just laugh at all of it!
At least there is only one baby in there, right? At least we hope there is only ONE baby........Kelli Hays
Post a Comment